CAUTION: The nonsense below can damage your brain, proceed at your own risk the owner of this blog shall not be held responsible for any mental,physical or spiritual damage caused.
Hello I am Suraj an engineering student and just like the other "technologically enlightened" (sarcasm intended) youth of the country I have loads of free time, so unfortunately for the human race I decided to start a blog. Unlike most other people I was not asked by friends,relatives or an alter-ego to start blogging, instead a lot of people have tried to stop this cataclysmic event from happening but it was destined to happen and so I am here.
WHY DID I DO IT ?
Reading random blogs,absolute boredom, a lame dialogue from one of my friends ("Dude I need to remember all the shit you say so that when we are 40 I can come to you tell you how dumb you were at 20 and laugh at you") and severe brain damage (caused by attending and learning nonsense in schools and now College) are the reasons that made me a blogger.Now when I am 40 I can read my blog to reminisce these dumb days of my life.
WARNING
Hereafter I intend to periodically release similar posts describing the retarded thoughts my damaged brain generates in an absolutely rotten form of English.
PS:If you have read through and think that you have discovered a new language, I am sorry to disappoint you, the above post was meant to be written in English.
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