Time Warp

The terms time warp, space warp and time-space warp are commonly used in science non-fiction. They sometimes refer to Einstein's theory that time and space form a continuum which bends, folds or warps from the observer's point of view (COURTESY WIKI)

NOTE- The post below does not contain anything which can increase your scientific knowledge, it is not related to the TV show with the same title, it is absolutely moronic and hazardous to the brain.

There are times when you have too much of everything to do, loads to be done deadlines to be met and you wish there are more than 24hrs in a day.

Good  times that you wish lasted forever, times you wish to stop, slowdown and savor, but they seem to go wooshing past you.

Then there are times you wish had never come, which hurt and torment you, but no matter what you do these seem to last forever, life pauses and make you feel trapped in that painful moment with every detail, emotion,pain being drilled in against your wish.

Finally you have times like the one I am now in, the ones you wish to get every ones in a while, at times you even wish your whole life was one of these "HOLIDAYS", these things can be relaxing, a break from your life, time to catch up with sleep,movies awesome fun yay yay yay blah blah......... "BULLSHIT" (sorry for the remark but my mind is highly unstable at the moment). 

What do you do when you are done with sleeping, have watched anything remotely interesting on the laptop , read the novel you wanted to and whatever little money you had left has been spent on playing pool and food. What if you had nothing to catch up with in the first place.The excitement of getting holidays wears off, half of your friends have run back to their mommy's while the rest are either equally  hit by BOREDOM or drunk and hysterically laughing in some bar. With 2 more holidays to go I have absolutely no idea what to do, I am bored, but this time happily bored.

P.S.- All this cribbing has made me realise holidays rock, I have HOLIDAYS you loser hahahaha take that, in your face, hahahaha.

P.P.S- I know I have gone mad a psychatrist has been called I am in safe hands nothing to worry, bye,bye.

The first one

        
                                         

CAUTION: The nonsense below can damage your brain, proceed at your own risk the owner of this blog shall not be held responsible for any mental,physical or spiritual damage caused.

Hello I am Suraj an engineering student and just like the other  "technologically enlightened" (sarcasm  intended)  youth of the country I have loads of  free time, so unfortunately for the human race I decided to start a blog. Unlike most other people I was not asked  by friends,relatives or an alter-ego to start blogging, instead a lot of people have tried to stop this cataclysmic event from happening but it was destined to happen and so I am here.

WHY DID I DO IT ?

Reading random blogs,absolute boredom, a lame dialogue from one of my friends ("Dude I need to remember all the shit you say so that when we are 40 I can come to you tell you how dumb you were at 20 and laugh at you") and severe brain damage (caused by attending and learning nonsense in schools and now College) are the reasons that made me a blogger.Now when I am 40 I can read my blog to reminisce these dumb days of my life.

WARNING

Hereafter I intend to periodically release similar posts describing the retarded thoughts my damaged brain generates in an absolutely rotten form of English.

PS:If you have read through and think that you have discovered a new language, I am sorry to disappoint you, the above post was meant to be written in English.